After digging mass amounts of earth, I came across this little fucker!
He was lethargic from being deep in the ground, but he was rotund in the belly due to the possible trillions of worms we have in our land. Yeah i said it...Trillions!
This bad boy didn't make the cut on the HNB website http://dickbird.org/HNB/HNBhome.htm, but it deserves to be immortalized somewhere on the interwebs!